Very cheeky

by Jungle George
(USA)

Favorite is a White Zinfandel, particularly because it is such a common variety and ubiquitous that it is almost impossible for a vineyard to screw up. As long as the retail price is over $3.50, it is almost a sure bet that the wine will be acceptable to the palate and not embarrassing to serve. Combine a few bottles of White Zinfandel, a brique or two of cheese, and voila - booty call in a bottle! Unless, of course, the wine is of a finer quality than the woman, in which case a good time is still had by all. How many no-loose situations can YOU create for under $20.00?